Young Farts (Holy Shit Its Cold) Hoodie

Product Description

This hoodie is for people whose garage is unfinished and whose heating strategy is “wear more clothes.”

Built for cold concrete floors, half-insulated walls, and the quiet shame of realizing your neighbor finished shoveling before you even found your gloves.

Perfect for:

Garages with no insulation

Projects that stopped at “good enough”

Beer that lives outside for 20 minutes because you never bought a beer fridge

Smoking inside with the door cracked open because “it’s basically outside anyway”

It features the official Young Farts logo on the front and back as shown and enough warmth to keep you alive while you stare at the project, wondering what went wrong.

Real-world tested in:

Unfinished garages

Driveways at 6am

Campgrounds in “we still got one more day” weather

That one chair you sit in just to think

Important notes:

Logo design as shown

Hoodie does not insulate your garage

Does not make you shovel faster

Beer will freeze if you forget it. But We both know you'll still drink it.

Put it on.
Stand around.
Call it progress.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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