Young Farts (Holy Shit Its Cold) Hoodie

Product Description

This hoodie is for people whose garage is unfinished and whose heating strategy is “wear more clothes.”

Built for cold concrete floors, half-insulated walls, and the quiet shame of realizing your neighbor finished shoveling before you even found your gloves.

Perfect for:

• Garages with no insulation

• Projects that stopped at “good enough”

• Beer that lives outside for 20 minutes because you never bought a beer fridge

• Smoking inside with the door cracked open because “it’s basically outside anyway”

It features the official Young Farts logo on the front and back as shown and enough warmth to keep you alive while you stare at the project, wondering what went wrong.

Real-world tested in:

• Unfinished garages

• Driveways at 6am

• Campgrounds in “we still got one more day” weather

• That one chair you sit in just to think

Important notes:

• Logo design as shown

• Hoodie does not insulate your garage

• Does not make you shovel faster

• Beer will freeze if you forget it. But We both know you'll still drink it.

Put it on.
Stand around.
Call it progress.

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL
Length, in	27.17	27.96	29.14	29.93	31.11	31.89
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.99	28	29.93
Sleeve length from CB, in	33	34.02	35	35.99	37.01	38