My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours T-Shirt

My Weiner’s Smaller Than Yours T-Shirt

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For anyone who knows a small weiner is nothing to be ashamed of — it heats up faster, fits comfortably in one hand, and leaves plenty of room for extra toppings.

This official Young Farts shirt is made for campground comedians, proud owners of compact equipment, and anyone confident enough to admit they are working with a travel-size package.

You may not have the biggest weiner at the barbecue, but yours is easier to handle, quicker to cook, and far less likely to hang over the edge of the bun.

Perfect for:

Proud members of the small-weiner community
Guys who believe less weiner means more personality
Campground beers and unnecessary comparisons
Anyone tired of pretending size matters
People whose weiner is short but their confidence is unnecessarily long


• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Size guide