I’m a Professional T-Shirt

I’m a Professional T-Shirt

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For anyone who has absolutely no qualifications, no formal training, and just enough confidence to make everyone else nervous.

This official Young Farts shirt is made for people who say “I’m a professional” immediately before using the wrong tool, skipping the instructions, breaking something expensive, or turning a ten-minute repair into a three-day project.

You may not know what you are doing, but you own a tape measure, have watched half a YouTube video, and are already too far into the job to admit defeat.

Perfect for:

Guessing measurements and saying, “Close enough”
Using a hammer on things that definitely do not need a hammer
Starting repairs without checking whether the power is off
Losing the one screw you actually needed
Taking something apart and having three pieces left over
Giving advice while someone more qualified fixes your mistake
Anyone whose experience mostly comes from trial, error, and blaming the previous owner

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey is 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Size guide